At the very outset, I’d like to make something quite clear. I have NO intention of hurting any feelings, breaking up any relationships, sinking nation’s battleships, having sex with your mothers or of offending or embarrassing anyone. This blog is a means of getting some of the more quirky and weird ideas of mine on ‘paper’. If any of you find them offensive, then boo-hoo to you. Drop me a line and I’ll probably help you in getting a life.